Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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