I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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