I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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