PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
