the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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