windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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