It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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