i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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