I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
