Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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