Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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