i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
