Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Two words: blizzard sex
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
