Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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