we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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