You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i drank out of a bidet.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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