As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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