Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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