You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
