Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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