belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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