You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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