Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I said "one day" and that day is not today
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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