OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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