I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
