What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
what day is it and did you see me today?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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