It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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