if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
When are your genitals available?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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