Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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