That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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