Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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