5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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