His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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