I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
