Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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