you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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