How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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