I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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