Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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