I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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