he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
