just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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