Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Barsexuality is the new black.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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