I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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