Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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