summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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