You're so nebulous sometimes
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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