so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm too high and old for this...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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