Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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