You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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