His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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