First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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