he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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